- When people drive 15+ mph under the speed limit in the slow lane on Tampa Road.
- They are probably lost, senile, or a mixture of both.
- When the dishwasher leaves dirty spots on my silverware, so now I have to rewash half of them.
- There were probably too many forks and knives packed in, so they could not be effectively cleaned.
- My water bottle will leak when it's hanging from my backpack, leaving water unpleasantly dripping down my leg.
- The leak comes from the top, so there's probably a malfunction with the lid. Alternatively, I'm just not screwing the cap on tight enough because I have no game.
- My marketing seminar class begins promptly at 10:40. The professor locks the door as soon as the clock strikes the eight, so I missed class for being 30 seconds late today.
- The door is locked in order to pay respect to the guest speaker, who may have flown in just to speak with us.
- My roommate is a darling and made a big batch of muffins, but they've been sitting in a basket in the kitchen and have gone stale after a few days.
- Some of the muffins could have been frozen earlier. We could also toast the stale ones to make them easier to stomach.
- I love the individual study pods on the second floor of Library West, but they're always full at the times I'm there.
- Students who arrive at the library alone probably plan to stay that way, unless they're meeting up with a study group.
- I always want Bento delivery, but I can never justify the delivery cost being half the cost of the meal itself. I rarely ever feel like dropping $17 on a meal.
- I don't have the means to live like this.
- The closest I can get to Heavener Hall at UF by bus is Rawlings, but the 10-15 minute walk is stifling in the afternoon summer heat.
- The cause of this problem is being a business student. There's nothing I can really do about that.
- The other cause is that I have the attention span and responsibility of a goldfish so I drag my sorry butt to live lectures to stay on track.
- When I sit down to do work on my laptop, 90% of the time I waste the first 30 minutes being distracted by a wide array of things on the internet.
- The internet is a mystical and wondrous place filled with friends, pretty pictures, and memes.
- And as previously stated, I have the attention span of a goldfish.
- When I play online on my Switch, the battery depletes faster than it charges.
- The handheld form probably wasn't meant to be played online, but on the go with no internet connection. Too bad I never leave my apartment hahaha ha
- Assembly exams run between 8 and 10 PM, so I have to walk around at night to get to my bus and apartment.
- They are held at night because that is probably the only time when many large lecture halls are available at once.
- You're supposed to walk behind a bus when crossing the street, but if cars are behind the bus they drive around it, making the road impassable for you.
- No one likes to be kept waiting if they can see an exit route. Those with the ability to run another human being over will take precedence.
- Even with a support, my plants love to lean to the left.
- They are reaching for the sunlight coming in from the window.
- I applied for a job as a Starbucks barista over the summer. I sent in my application in May, but didn't get a call back until the end of July. By the time I was interviewed in August, they couldn't hire me because by the time they were done training me, I would be back at school.
- Starbucks has job applications open at all times, but whether a particular location is hiring or not is not stated on their website.
- I don't get body scrubs you're supposed to leave on your skin for several minutes. When most people apply these, they're in the shower. Who actually has the patience to halt their shower, freeze in their bathroom for 5 minutes, then turn the shower back on?
- For certain oils and masks, they require time to be absorbed by your skin.
- Sometimes I'm too lazy to walk to the store and buy candy there, so I go and see if it's available on Amazon. I then discover that only bulk-size amounts of Reese's are available and the cheapest they go for is $10.
- Small, single-serving candies probably aren't economical to sell and ship online, especially when they're extremely common in most drug and grocery stores.
- When I'm up late but haven't been as productive as desired, I tell myself I'm going to wake up early and do my work then. I always end up sleeping in anyway.
- Rest is vital for human productivity. Our work usually isn't at its best quality when we're exhausted anyway.
- If I can't find the music I like on Spotify, I listen to it on YouTube. The quality tanks and more importantly, there's no repeat option!
- The sound quality is probably lower for the sake of website constraints, but I'm still not sure why there's no repeat button beyond YouTube not being a music site. Music videos are still some of the most-watched on the site, though.
- If I want to turn my string lights off and preserve battery, I have to manually pull the plug from the outlet.
- The string lights do not have an on/off switch.
- Outside is blazing hot in summer, but the RTS buses are freezing cold.
- The AC must be on a low temperature to balance the bus doors constantly opening and closing, letting in both warm air and warm bodies.
Overall, this list took a lot longer than expected to write. As stated in the assignment, we really aren't used to thinking this way- seeing the flaws and improvements to be made in everything is both inspiring and distressing. Perhaps 'seeing potential' is a more optimistic way to put it? Typically, I'm more likely to make do than to complain, so the bug list definitely posed its challenges to me.
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